I have always been too flabby, too veiny, with a smile way too big and a butt way too (ASTERISK)sigh(ASTERISK). Don't get me started on my butt. Having such a struggle is a dangerous thing, especially in the hands of a female who grows into a woman who ...
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Herding Squirrels: She's a big girl now
My mind drifted to the pictures we'd taken of this poised, confident young woman, ready to take on the (ASTERISK)ping(ASTERISK) I was driving, ...
Herding Squirrels: As luck would have it
... the gambling, the presumed debauchery I figured yes, my 7-year-old would have a blast but (ASTERISK)sigh(ASTERISK) probably I should take my spouse. ...
Herding Squirrels: Casseroles come hither
By TRACI ARBIOS It's cold weather season at least we're (ASTERISK)almost(ASTERISK) certain summer is over. And that means a return to the best rib-sticking foods the world has to offer: casseroles. Who doesn't love a delicious, mixed up bunch of stuff ...
Herding Squirrels: The end of an era and the beginning of a lifetime
... and mimic said BFF4EVUR by pulling faces, rolling eyes and generally being rude to and appalled by dad's hurlfriend ((ASTERISK)scoff(ASTERISK)). ...
Herding Squirrels: Weeping. With glee
(ASTERISK)bliss(ASTERISK) DOWNSIDE: I finished it in 2 days. The joy. The craziness. The pure, unadulterated, eye-bleeding excitement of my insane lifestyle ...
Herding Squirrels: Note on my survival
And while I'm not (ASTERISK)exactly(ASTERISK) that person (the box was 10-years-old, TYVM), it is hard to accept that my home can't and won't be spotless simply because I will it to be so. But I also don't want to spend all my "free time" cleaning. ...
Herding Squirrels: Pretty table? Yes I can
And then, THEN my brother had to go and marry this really awesome gal named Karen who apparently (ASTERISK)also(ASTERISK) had a hidden talent for event decor. Walking into their home over the holidays? I made the mistake of looking for the escalator ...
Herding Squirrels: Greetings from a super villain
I seriously thought it was achievable because, A. They promised the future would have jet packs and B. With all the advances modern science has made since the 1970s, you'd think they would have made (ASTERISK)some progress(ASTERISK) on an invisibility ...
Herding Squirrels: Worst. Advice. EVAR.
... and talked me into an infatuation AND basically (ASTERISK)forced(ASTERISK) me to say yes to the big "go with" question, ended up kissing my boyfriend. ...
Herding Squirrels: You say stepmom, I say stereotype; let's call ...
(ASTERISK)like(ASTERISK) you. And everybody knows it. But nobody cares. When you try to talk to your friends about this, or your partner, or your family, ...